We rolled up on this cute chick named Amy, she was wearin all black, and looking mighty yummy, Natedog kept pointing at her tits, as they were pretty amazing. As we chatted it up, we came to find that this lonely drunk sweetheart was drinking her troubles away, her troubles being that her girlfriend stood her up and never showed up to the club (who cares anyway), one door closes and another one opens. I point out to this hottie that I would like for her to meet this lonely dork I saw sitting on the couch in one of the other rooms. So we jumped through the club and found Dorkboy, I called him "JR" as in "EWING", anyways, this moron mixed with the Drunk hottie equals one great encounter of the drunken bodies.